Friday, May 27, 2011

This is what happens when I leave

When that kid comes back I'm going to make sure he never posts on anybody's blog ever again.

- M

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  1. and what do you intend to do then?

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  2. FYI, shit's getting real in HABIT's angora between M and Andrew Hawker.

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  3. Aw, he was just trying to help. Don't be too harsh on the guy.

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  4. Alright this happened in HABIT's Angora: M was told Bondie's been posting on his blog, immediately followed by this blog post being posted. Then he called Andrew Hawker a sociopath for killing Anthony Hawker, and then they asked M where he's been. He's been looking for Shaun because he got a weird phone call from him and he maybe got taken the government, like people maybe related to Agent Fisk. He says he thinks the government thing sounds stupid, but he think maybe that's what happened. Also apparently the notebook fell into the wrong hands, besides Bondie, although he says Bondie was also the wrong hands.

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  5. Sounds pretty threatening Mr. M.

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  6. Might want to have getting answers take priority over beating the crap out of somebody.

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  7. M, you have any idea who else has gotten their hands on the book?

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  8. Well, M, it's good to see you back again. I've never heard of this "Bondie" guy before, but it seems that he's getting himself caught in battles that aren't his. Heard you got bruised pretty bad. You okay? What the hell was it that caused that?
    -UZUKI

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  9. M don't hurt the kid


    also anyone reading his blog and can give me info on any sickness that contains the following will help me alot!
    -black stitches that expand and cover the body
    -facial features disappearing
    -"static" feeling when He is near
    -holy water burning but makes the first 2 go away


    any info at all will help so much

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  10. Jesus, M. That sounds pretty drastic.

    Is this Bondie kid really all that dangerous?

    ~ Branwen

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  11. I think a part of it is that Bondie's gotten himself stuck in this mess.

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  12. M! Holy shit, you're back. I think. Haven't been keeping updated, busy with my own situation. >.>

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  13. @CurioityKilledTheKat: Well, Kat, I've never heard of this before, but my anaylsis is that it is merely an illusion placed on you by the Slender Man - the 'black stitches' and the disappearing of the facial features may not actually be occuring, he's just making it seem like it is. Next time something like this happens, look around to see if he's near; if he is, then this is most likely the case. If not, then this must be some new sickness that's related to the Slender Man and shouldn't be taken lightly. Maybe the Substance can cure it?
    Hope that helps :)
    -UZUKI

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  14. i had a friend who was there, i'm going off what i remember and what she told me.
    what is the substance?

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  15. I've retrieved the chat logs from the night M was in Habit's Angora Chat. http://pastebin.com/4caPcBPD

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  16. nvm found out about the substance. and M's name, ha. that caused a giggle, been awhile

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  17. Hello, Mr. M.


    I think I may have information for you, if you'd like to know....pertaining to The Construct...


    ~Hibiscus

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  18. YES!!! M IS BACK :3
    my friend owes me 10$.
    its warmer now so M should be able to move about more, hope you feel better M. keep moving, your a fighter.

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  19. M, Thank God.
    that's all I can say, ugh I was worried I had no doubts you were alive, I just was worried.

    ~Keep going,M.
    -I_L

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  20. I understand your anger. Your swelling rush of anxiety caused by feeling responsible. The anger of personal boundaries. We need them. We want them, but no worries. A helping hand nurtures.
    Be wise to not allow it soften you. You runner, you.

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  21. Man, fuck that, beat the shit outta that kid M! haha, how you holding up M? Not good I'm guessing. Anyways, beat the SHIT OUTTA THAT KID!!! We told the fucker to leave you be, but nooooooooo, he had to get involved.

    Jack

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  22. LOL @Jack Tyler: I so totally agree (what? I hate kids X3). Just go beat him up a little to show him who's on top of the food chain. LOL and then you should show him a little sympathy. . . and then beat him up again! XDDD
    -UZUKI

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  23. M, has Bondie's account of the past few days accurate, or has he been less than honest with us?

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  24. M, I've read your rules. So far, they've kept me alive. Thanks.
    -HȺLLØWED

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  25. I address this to Mr. Strahm, Mr. M, Mr. Maudin, Mr. Zero, and anyone else who will hear me. I cannot message you. I do not know why, but I cannot. This will not let me. I ask my reader to forward this to you, for I can't, and I put my trust in you. Do note that I am putting myself at great risk bringing you this information.


    WEAKNESS (that doesn't matter much...perhaps):

    Around large bodies of moving waters, his powers become suppressed. He cannot even so much as extend a single tentacle. BUT YOU MUST BE ON THE WATER ON A SMALL SHIP. The smaller the better.

    THE WAY TO WEAKEN HIM (have to do to destroy him, without this, there is no hope):

    We all know that he has the power to hypnotise human victims, but how? He puts out this supersonic "frequency." The key to weakening him is to somehow record this frequency reverse it, and play it back at him. He will fall limp and be revealed (not naked, I mean his face and all tentacles). He will be unable to stand and completely at your mercy. For how long, I don't know. This is why the next step must be taken care of before hand.

    THE WAY TO KILL HIM (MAKE SURE to weaken him FIRST. He will kill you, otherwise):

    You need IRON. Wrought iron is still fairly easy to come by. You must make it into a melee weapon. Then someone strong (I recommend Mr. Strahm. He is both strong and brave) must attack him in a very specific way. First, you must sever each tentacle as close to the base as you can. Kick him onto his back, and slice open the right side of his chest. Inside, you will find his large, six-chambered heart. REMOVE IT. Then, slice off his arms and legs, then his head. I know it sounds gruesome, and it sickens me to think of this happening to him...but I know he has to be stopped.


    AFTERWARDS:

    When he is neutralized, His puppet-proxies' strings will be cut. Those residing here with he and I will be confused. I will rally them to our side and have them fight with the Agents (since they came to him of their own accord). The rest of you should storm HQ then.

    I only ask that when you DO storm the HQ, that you don't kill the freed proxies and myself. We will all be on your side, and they can't help that they were hollowed, just as I can't help that I was taken.

    _______________________________
    just a messenger, hope this helps u guys in some way, from the Abducted lady in flowers

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  26. Iron? Please do tell more. I'm from Ireland and heard many traditional fairy tales in my youth. While it's EXTREMELY difficult to find stories even remotely based on Der Grosmann, I've heard stories of him being linked to the Fae. Since my country has a great number of tales on this subject I checked it out. There is a great many scripts citing Iron as the greatest weakness of them. So your post only serves to increase my suspicion that this thing is somehow linked to Fae.

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  27. @ Fear, thats not my message. just a messengerer.
    neko314 was the person who posted it, her name should be in this comment section.

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  28. @Imperfectly Perfect: Oh man, the first two theories are definitely possible. But really, iron? That makes me laugh. You don't think people tried that before, after well over a century? Sorry, but try again. Hopefully I didn't come off as an ass, but do me a favor and tell Neko. As for you M, go for it. I want see some entertainment.

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  29. apparently this guy exists because of peoples belief in him, honest belief in a weakness should also be valid.
    each person is different.
    u have a keyboard, go tell her yourself please.

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  30. Honest belief? Try telling that to Zero.

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  31. eh, sometimes shit works out, other times it doesn't.

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  32. The belief thing has already (I'm pretty sure) been proven wrong. The tulpa theory isn't true, and believing that you can actually kill him with something as simple as iron, seems a little bit too easy, don't you think? I was thinking the other day though, why not go and make a weapon with materials from HIS world? Maybe a branch from the Black Tree, or Bleeding Tree or whatever fucked up tree there is?

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  33. M Bondie's helped you a lot.

    Don't turn your back on your allies.

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  34. maybe a candy tree :)
    ...
    crap now i'm hungry

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  35. imperfectly, if u honestly have no connection in any of this STOP, i'm serious when i say this. messenger or no messenger, don't get involved. i checked your blog, your a dorky teenager. don't fuck it up because your curious.please, i'm begging you.

    and M, please an update soon.

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  36. No, Imperfectly. Observe and descend. What will ignorance do, besides harm you? You are already infected by the unstoppable fates.

    M, what have you done? It's been quite some time since your last message.

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  38. I was kidding about killing Bondie, yall and he really shouldn't be looking at any of this anyway. Sorry for the late response, I've been sick as fuck recently and just trying to figure out what to do at this point. To CuriosityKilledTheKat I've never heard of anything like that when it comes to Slenderman but Bondie (who shouldn't be reading this) says that it sounds like something called the seedeater. As for the holy water, iron, or whatever else people think will magically kill Slenderman, it doesn't work. If something that simple worked we would have realized it by now, but He does become weaker around large bodies of water I hear.

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  39. Hey M. Hopefully you feel better soon. I have a friend here who had a bit of an odd encounter the other night (saw an Operator symbol carved in his bedroom ceiling and then it disappeared) and he's been pretty sick too :/
    -UZUKI

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  40. shit, you're alive. email me please

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  41. i looked seedeater up, its a monster, or something.
    now i'll be having nightmares about it.
    tell Bondie thanks...
    if Bondie knows stuff ask him about a white pale naked figure, last night something like that was circling a building i was on. making weird grunting noises.

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  42. @Kat
    Sounds like you've got a Rake problem. The guys over in EverymanHYBRID are dealing with it as well, but I don't think the Rake is necessarily connected to Where's-His-Face.

    The good news is, it bleeds. If it bleeds, you can kill it. If I were you I'd focus on Tall, Dark and Slender.

    Oh, and M? Good to see you back. Don't go genre blind on us.

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  43. @Kat & Suze
    Definitely a Rake problem, which you really don't need when you're already fighting the non-face of hell itself. Although, I somewhat disagree with you for half of that statement Suze - sure, she's got to focus on Slendy, but that's going to be really hard when she's getting cut up by the Rake in her sleep. She should take down the Rake now and save us all the trouble of putting up with it ourselves. Anyone who's being hacked up and fucked over by the Rake should just get rid of him and save all the pain later, and THEN they can devote all their time to taking out Slendy.
    -UZUKI

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  44. guys heres my theory. there are so many people being stalked by slendy. there are so many blogs. if we synced up the time, there must be at least one time where the stalkings overlap...im sure there must be more than one slender man.

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  45. Would any of you Runners happen to know a young teenage boy who lives in or around Kansas City, has brown hair and glasses and is around 5'5"? The kid is probably a Runner like you, but he might be someone's friend or relative.

    I found this boy dead, and I know He was involved. For more details, see my first and only blog post. Please.

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  46. We're currently working on the principle that the entity is an ultra-terrestrial utilizing a form provided by the egregore created via the something awful threads.

    The fae are themselves ultra-terrestrials.

    Thus the potentially shared weaknesses.

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  47. HELP! I need somebody! HELP! Not just anybody! HELP!

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  48. he m i hear slenderman is allericg sot paenuts lets go take him down lets do this i bileve in u

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  49. 01110111011010000111100100100000011001000110100101100100001000000110000101101100011010010110001101100101001000000110011001100001011011000110110000111111


    anyone who can translate this asap please do, i'll b looking back here real soon

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  50. @Kat
    The binary translates to "why did alice fall?"

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  53. Glad to see you back, M! /new follower

    Hope you feel better soon, and please be careful. We're all here for you in any way we can be.

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  54. I really should start check my post for spelling and grammar errors before posting. Oh, and Blue Caterpillar hermit, your tea is getting cold.

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  55. I know this might be a pretty bad time to say this, but thanks for your help. Because of your advice, I'm doing a lot better at avoiding Him that I probably would be (by myself.)It's only been a little more than a month for me ever since I've seen SlenderFuck, but as I said before, I'd probably would've gone insane if it weren't for your help.

    Just wanted to say thanks.

    ~Kay

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  56. M, please update. Soon.

    Your advice is great and all but if you're in a tight spot as well we should get to know. No one can do anything without knowing what's going on.

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  57. good luck in your travels M. Don't hurt Bondie too much. :P

    -June

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  58. The Rake, Slenderman, Seed eaters, why do I get the feeling there is more to this than meets the eye? They all share similarities, yet at the same time are vastly different, I'm sure there is a connection somewhere.

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  59. Hello there, mates.
    I've been having some slenderman experiences, I with you could help me with it. Keep track on my situation in my blog please, if I die, at least I want to have record of how I died and help other people to fight this. Altough I ain't 100 percent sure of what's happening I want to be prevented in any case.

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  60. @Wolfboy: Yeah, I've been talking about this with UZUKI as well. I mean, the Proxies/Agents are like Slender Man's ears and eyes, right? And sometimes a mask-remover when it comes down to it. What if the Rake is like the Slender Man's personal weapon? The worst Slender Man does to us is knock us out, make us bleed from our noses and use us as our puppets - and then when He's done with His fun, He kills us by impaling us on trees. But the things that the Rake does (sneaking into our houses and cutting us up while we're asleep, attacking us head-on without haunting us first, etc.) just makes it seem like It may be a way for Him to attack us directly. As for the Seed-eater, I still need to do some researching on it, but from CuriosityKilledTheKat's situation, it seems like It haunts you by making you feel like you're going crazy (but alters your appearance, doesn't just show up in the woods and stares at you like Him). I guess if it were to all be connected, there could be a lot more of these monsters out there that we just haven't awakened yet. But then again, we could be digging too deep into this and we could cause this all to be real - so let's not think about it too much and just deal with the monsters we have now: Slender Man, The Rake, and the Seed-Eater.
    -HȺLLØWED

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  61. Atalanta - I haven't heard anything about a person like that. I'll ask around. Does he have anything on him that says a name or where he was from?

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